Junkyard Golf Club London
Welcome to Junkyard Golf Club! Home of crazy golf, bad puns and booze.
Get excited on FOUR mashed up 9-hole crazy golf courses created from pre-loved and reclaimed random shizzle. Groups can putt their way through all sorts of bizarre holes; think mad slides, a UFC bear cage, hall of mirrors, UV garage, a boozy tree house bar and more.
Bookings can be made online for groups of up to 36. During peak times, we recommend booking in advance to secure a time slot of your choice.
Walk-ins are welcome all day, everyday! Please bear in mind that at peak times or for larger groups there may be a short wait to get on to the course, but there’s a bar for that!
Please note Junkyard Golf Club’s venue contains flashing lights, UV lights and loud music.
MON-WED 4PM — 11PM
THU 2PM — 11PM
FRI-SAT 12PM — 11PM
SUN 12PM — 10PM
Tell me about it for FAQ´s sake!
What’s your policy on under 18’s?!
We allow supervised under 18’s at the following times ONLY:
Sunday to Wednesday before 7pm. One paying adult must supervise every 4 under 18s.
We operate a Challenge 21 policy and ID will be required when entering the yard!
What’s it gonna cost me?!
Sun – Weds: £9.50
Thurs – Sat: £11.50
COOL! How do I book?
Tickets are available to book online but we also offer a limited number of walk-in slots, available from the venue. These are available on a first come, first served basis, but can’t be purchased for later times or future days, soz!
If you have a group of OVER 35 playas, please email email@example.com
SICK. When should we turn up?!
At least 20 minutes before your timeslot, PRETTY PLEASE! We’re often pretty busy and need to get you ready to putt before you get onto the course. Any other free time can be spent getting in the party drinks… we’ll take a Ribena Turner, thanks ;)
Can’t I just leave a deposit and pay the rest on the night?
Afraid not, sorry! We can only reserve tickets once they’ve all been paid for in advance, we always recommend booking online.
So, what if there are more of us than the amount of tickets that are available online?
If you have a group of OVER 35 playas, please email firstname.lastname@example.org.
For group sizes below that amount, you may find that you’ll have to book across consecutive time slots. Bear in mind that when you’re playing we’ll split your party into groups of a maximum of 6 anyway. So, have a think in advance about who’s gonna play with who. Pro-tip for victory: putt yourself with the worst players! ;)
Why is 6 the maximum number of putters allowed on a hole at a time?
Any more and you’ll slow down all the other putters behind you, we don’t want any brawls on the yard!
I’m going to be late and can’t find a contact number?!
We don’t have a contact telephone number I’m afraid, our venues are way too loud! You are best contacting us on our social platforms to give us heads up or drop us an email with details of your booking to: email@example.com
I’ve missed my slot, do I get my money back?
No, we don’t do refunds, sorry! But wait…
Does this mean I’ve wasted my money?!
Woah, no no no!
We don’t want you to be unhappy putters! As a good-will gesture, we’ll issue you with a voucher to let you come back within the next month at any off-peak time, if we can fit you in the same day we will. This is the venue discretion and depends on how busy the courses are.
SWEET, thanks! So how do I arrange to come back at a later date?
If you turned up to the venue late and we can’t fit you in because we’re busy, you’ll be issued vouchers with an expiry date.
These are available to use within one month of your booking, on any off-peak day, which in London is Sun – Weds.
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org with proof of your booking and we’ll do what we can to fit you in around our existing bookings for another time or day.
If you inform us online that you can’t make it, then you’ll need to let us know when you want to come back. Don’t forget we sell out quickly, so move yo’ self!
Oops, I forgot to add an additional playa to the booking! How do I add them?
Get yourself back on the ticketing page and buy an additional ticket for the same time slot on the same course, simple huh?
But, it’s sold out!
Unfortunately, slots do sell out quickly, particularly on the weekends. Fear not, there are a few options:
- If it’s for few extra people, book them on the following time slot and they won’t be too far behind the rest of your group.
- Don’t forget that there are also a limited number of walk-in slots that are available to buy at the venue on the day. You could always get down early to buy one of those!
Can’t you just squeeze one or two more people on?
Unfortunately not. Walk-in tickets are only available to buy from the venue on the day. It’d be unfair on all the other putters to prioritise, sorry!
Some of our group can come, but some can’t. What happens here?
We’ll be heroes and sort you out with vouchers valid for 1 month at off-peak times. We don’t want them missing out on the fun!
What if we can’t come back within a month?
Maybe you could spread the love and give those tickets to someone who can come along?
How long does it take to get around the course?
That depends on when your booking is, the ability of the players in your group, how many are in your group and how many party drinks you’ve had! The average is an hour.
We’re playing 2 courses. How much of a gap should we leave?
We recommend leaving 1 hour 20 minutes to avoid missing your second round. You can always get a drink and some snacks whilst you wait!
How many bars are there?
There are two main bars in the venue serving a great range of cocktails and party snacks, plus a bar halfway around each course. Loser buys the drinks!
What kind of food do you do?
Get involved with our selection of hot dogs, nachos, popcorn and pick ’n’ mix available at our main bar!
Can I prepay for food and drink vouchers for my group?
YEAH YOU CAN! They’re available to buy at the venue from the Caddy Shack upon arrival. Priced as follows:
-£5.00 Drinks Tokens: Certain Beer, Cider, Wine & Single Spirit mixers
-£7.50 Drinks Tokens: Cocktails, Prosecco & Tequila Slushies.
-£3.00 Food Tokens: Hotdogs, Nachos, Popcorn and Pick 'N' Mix.
Bookings over 35 people can organise food & drinks tokens with the member of the bookings team that they’re dealing with.
Can we reserve tables?
Afraid not, sorry. It’s generally not too much of a wait to get one though!
Do you do any discounts?
HELL YEAH! Students and emergency service workers get 50% off on Mondays and Tuesdays. Simply show up with your ID. These tickets cannot be booked in advance though, walk-ins only!
For corporate bookings of over 35, how long before the event do we have to pay our invoice?
At least 2 weeks before the event, but the sooner the better please. If you haven’t paid by then, we’ll have to release your tickets. The majority of our reservations are made at least 2 weeks in advance, so for us to have any chance to re-sell them we have to stick strictly to this rule.
Can I buy gift vouchers?
‘Fraid not right now, but we are looking into this for the future!
When’s the last tee off time?
Mon – Sat: 10PM
I’m not totally happy with my Junkyard Golf Club experience and would like to take my issue to the correct person. Who can I talk to?
We’re really sorry to hear this! Please email email@example.com and we’ll be in touch promptly to help!
Putters must be 18+ to enter Junkyard Golf (but under 18s are welcome before 7pm Mon-Weds and all day Sunday)